Episode 52: About To Expire!

Episode 53: About To Expire!

We’ve found that unless you use the chocolate, it goes bad. Doing episodes once in a while just won’t cut it – nor will not looking at expiration dates on bars when we purchase them. These next two episodes are devoted to the chocolate that must be tried before it dies.

Episode 53: About To Expire!

Episode 51 : Tokyo Treat – JUST STOP IT.

After repeated emails politely asking to stop sending us these, We’re pissed off. I mean, you send us these damn boxes and we feel obligated to review them. But we don’t want to. They make us unhappy. It is a box of not fun for us. They take a long time to do and makes us fart. Just stop it.

Episode 51 : Tokyo Treat – JUST STOP IT.

Episode 46: Toblerone, Skor, Ripple & Tiny Zits

Episode 46: Toblerone, Skor, Ripple & Tiny Zits

Oh stop it. We all get zits from time to time and yeah they range from tiny and no big deal to holy cow is that thing breathing/has it a control drone hovering above that has some kind of invisible control mechanism giving it intelligence. One of the items today seemed like a big zit – although very tasty. So yeah.

Episode 46: Toblerone, Skor, Ripple & Tiny Zits

Toblerone White Chocolate With Honey & Almond Nougat – Switzerland

Triangular prisms and white chocolate with funny stuff going on.

Hans – 1 1/2 stars

Kit – 3 1/2

Get some – http://bit.ly/tobleronebar

Galaxy Ripple – United Kingdom

A long painful bowel movement style bar.

Kit –  1 star

Hans – 0 stars

Get some – http://bit.ly/galaxyripple

Hershey’s Match Mochi – Japan

A tiny little booby or a big zit.

Hans – 3 stars

Kit –  2 stars

Get some here – http://bit.ly/hersheyschocolate

Hershey’s Skor – United States

Skor is a candy bar produced by The Hershey Company. It was first marketed in the United States in 1981 and later launched in Canada in 1983. “Skör” (with umlaut dots over the “o”) is Swedish for “brittle”, and the crown that appears in the product’s logo is identical to that found in the Swedish national emblem of Tre Kronor (“Three Crowns“). However, most read the name as “Skor” since you do not see the umlaut dots. Skor is the Swedish name for shoes. It was originally intended as the competition for the Heath bar produced by the Heath Company and, later, the Leaf Candy Company. Despite Hershey’s acquisition of Leaf, Inc., in 1996 and subsequent production of the Heath bar under the Hershey name, the company continues to market the Skor bar.

Kit – 4 stars

Hans – 3 stars

Get some – http://bit.ly/skorbar

Episode 45: Weird Canadian M&Ms Flavors

So they did this here in the states but they used plain M&Ms. These are all peanut varieties. I would say that this is fascinating to some degree, but whenever companies do these off the wall flavors, they usually fall short. There’s only one truly clear winner in this mix and it’s pretty obvious. I don’t think there’s any chance 2 out of the 3 would ever pass muster. I could be wrong. I mean, they elected Trump so all bets are off.

Weird Canadian M&Ms Flavors

Episode 42: Tokyo Treat – May 2019

Episode 42: Tokyo Treat - May 2019

Well, to put it mildly, we didn’t like this selection. We tried each variety in succession as usual, and maybe that was part of the problem, but I dunno. I mean, we want to like things, but this only had one or two we would recommend for human consumption.

Episode 42: Tokyo Treat – May 2019

Kit – 0 out of 5 stars

Hans – 0 out of 5 stars

Episode 36: Crispy Crunch & Topic Bars

We’re starting to think that perhaps Miles may be the ultimate chocolate snob. Has he been sampling chocolate longer than us and just turns his nose up at everything? We don’t know, but to this date he hasn’t tried anything – at least on camera.

Mars Topic Bar – Poland

Our first one that we’ve tried from Poland! With great results! It’s kind of like a step above a Snickers bar – tastes much better and like it has better ingredients.

Mars Topic – http://bit.ly/marstopic

Kit – 5 out of 5 stars

Hans – 5 out of 5 stars

Cadbury Crispy Crunch – Canada

Is it Butterfinger-esque? That’s Kit’s main fear with this one. Well, it kind of is completely Butterfinger-esque.

Cirspy Crunch – https://amzn.to/2TTgNZu

Kit – 0 out of 5 stars

Hans – 1/2 out of 5 stars

Episode 35: Malteasers Teasers & Neilson Jersey Milk

A couple more found up in Canada – o, Canada! We find so many fascinating things up there! This show wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for Canadian Chocolate. So we salute you. You’re kind to us, even if we’re not always kind to you.

Maltesers Teasers – Canada

Odd little chocolate poops or polyps – chocolate covered malt – like a Whopper but way more chocolate.

Maltesers – http://bit.ly/maltesers-candy

Kit – 2 1/2 out of 5 stars

Hans – 1 out of 5 stars

Neilson Jersey Milk – Canada

Jersey Milk – http://bit.ly/jerseymilk

Milky milk milk. More milky. Milkity milk milk. Just not… Meh. Milk milk.

Kit – 0 out of 5 stars

Hans – 1 1/2 out of 5 stars

Episode 34: Seattle Chocolate Valentine’s Day Trifecta

Thirty-four episodes is a lot of episodes. I mean, it isn’t a psychologically amazing number like say a 100 or anything with a zero after it, but it’s impressive. I know you agree because I mean hey – it’s the right thing to do.

Get Seattle Chocolate Here – https://amzn.to/2W7PmJb

Seattle Chocolate We Work Together Like Nuts & Bolt – United States

For the second time in the history of this glorious program, one of us has spat out a piece. Kit found this to be horrible while Hans found it pretty good.

Kit – 0 out of 5 stars

Hans – 3 1/2 out of 5

Seattle Chocolate Here’s Looking At You Sparkling Mimosa – United States

Pop Rocks is NOT champagne! (pronounced sham-pan-ya). Chocolate and orange pop rocks.

Kit – 1 1/2 out of 5

Hans – 0 out of 5

Seattle Chocolate Baby Cakes – United States

Red confetti in there. Kind of wow. Like birthday cake funfeii and chocolate.

Kit – 4 out of 5 stars

Hans – 4 1/4 out of 5 stars

Episode 31: Droste Pastilles & Seattle Chocolate Birthday Cake

Another episode with Miles, however we start to see he’s quickly losing interest in this whole, sordid after hours affair and is getting ready to fall asleep.

Seattle Chocolate Happy Birthday – United States

Confetti? Colors! Fun! Like Funfetti frosting, cake batter & frosting.

Get some here –http://bit.ly/seattlechocolate

Kit – 4 out of 5 stars

Hans – 4 out of 5 stars

Droste Pastilles – Holland

Good for those who yearn for the scent of burning motor oil in their mouths. We abhor this.

Get some here – http://bit.ly/drostepastilles

Kit – 0 out of 5 stars

Hans – 0 out of 5 stars