My God – my throat is so sore. I mean, dude. It’s unbearable. It started with seasonal allergies, now it’s just like I gargled with broken glass. Like the punching bag in my throat turned into a swollen ham sandwich covered in marshmallows.
But enough about me – you people don’t care. I know you don’t. You’re all sheltering in place, watching your Netflix, complaining about shrimp ramen. But here we’ve brought all the beauty of this world under one banner of chocolate. This is the third Easter show we’ve done this year. That’s a lot of Easter chocolate. So sit back, enjoy, and stay safe, because we’re all in this together. Actually, the walls are closing in and you’re alone. So join us.
Episode #86 – Easter Encounters Of The Third Kind
Good morning. It has come to my attention that COVID-19 (hereafter referred to as Space Rabies) is a new phenomenon sweeping the nation, and even further, the globe. It is such a popular topic of conversation – it’s like the Beatles was in the 60s! Two things are certain in these uncertain times. First, McDonald’s will continue to supply you with amazing and diverse menu items for your locale at an economic price. The other is that The Chocolate Break will remain a guiding light in your life; a recovery method in your daily regime of not touching your face. We are, and will be, here for you. So sit back, relax, watch this (and all episodes of this program), and then treat yourself to a John Waters marathon by watching Desperate Living, Pink Flamingoes, and Polyester. It will make you extra weird to combat the disease of the new era.
STAY SAFE – STAY WEIRD.
Social Distancing & The Thin Shelled Chocolate Ovum Of The Domestic Hare
Well, it’s that time again – the time of year where the natural order enters chaos mode. Rabbits and hamster laying eggs. Eggs made out of chocolate. Even eggs flavored with sour watermelon. Yeah. It’s not necessary. Really. Enjoy.
Second Annual Easter Extravaganza
Welcome to hell. This episode is coming to you directly from the dark hole of not-very-far-from-Kirkland – where all the sick be at. Our little boy’s school district is shuttered for the next two weeks. Everyone around here is freaked out. But we have chocolate. Good or bad, we have chocolate and that’s pretty good. Everyone – stay indoors and watch the chocolate break if you know what’s good for you. There has been talk that watching our program can cure any disease or condition – donating to our Patreon actually will bring peace to the world as well! Yeah. Believe me.
Broken Dreams Of Chocolate
Well, this is a special occasion. Ten years after our first conflagration in the physical universe, outside the confines of the full duplex telecommunications stream you people call the telephone, we come together to tell of the mysterious juxtaposition of fruit and nut and the feet you can eat. Cheers.
Episode 79: Ten Years After
Last year, we did a big huge thing about Frango Chocolates. We tried every single variety. We’d pondered doing an update, but there are no new recipes and no new varieties. This is a special re-release of this list with a little more info at the beginning. Enjoy!
All Macy’s Frango Chocolates Reviewed
Well, today is Thanksgiving. I listened to a documentary about what is considered the ‘first’ Thanksgiving, – which lasted three days, food was shared, and games were played. Well, that wasn’t referred to by them as Thanksgiving. The first one that was referred to as Thanksgiving was marked with the head of a slain Indian warrior put on a pike and put on the main structure in Plymouth. Et tu, Charlie Brown?
Note: my brother and I do not condone heads on sticks or dismemberment of any kind unless medically necessary. Thank you.
The Mysterious Saga pt 4
Okay so things are kind of getting more and more – maybe less and less mysterious. Enjoy watching and share the mystery with everyone you know.
The Mysterious Saga pt 3
We join the internationally acclaimed Hans and Kit once again for more tale weaving. This is more than you hoped for – admit it. It’s a true dive into the world of chocolate as well as the density of linear thought.
The Mysterious Saga pt 2
So it really is a mysterious saga – at least for this episode. Well, I dunno I figured mysterious and saga are good words to lure you into hearing a rather interesting story that will drag out over the next four episodes. So you can have anticipation and will come back. Will you come back? You know, if you don’t you will have a sense of incompleteness in your life. You really should come back next week. Come back next week.
Episode 68: The Mysterious Saga pt 1