Episode #78: Unicorns & Darkness

Pretend chocolate that isn’t really chocolate and something that just doesn’t work. What’s sad is that the not chocolate gets our nod of approval and the actual chocolate doesn’t. These are troubling times, but you can rest assured we will protect you, nurture you, and coddle your little snowflake souls when selecting a confection is just too difficult of a task for you. You’re welcome.

Episode #78: Unicorns & Darkness

Episode #77: m&m’s Macadamia Meh

This episode is brought to you by the fact that attempting to improve on something that’s just fine already isn’t all that great a thing, where we are concerned. I mean, sometimes it works, but then they did the newer Star Wars movies and robbed us all of hours of our lives. At least there’s The Mandalorian now, but it seems almost criminal that Disney has anything to do with a sci-fi (oh wait – Star Wars isn’t science fiction, it’s a fantasy saga in a dead culture). Star Trek is infinity better than Star Wars.

Episode #77: m&m’s Macadamia Meh

Episode 76 – Hola, Hazzlegnuts

Fudgie wudgy. Reminds me of a friend who mentioned things not to say in court – Judgie-wudgy or ju-rrrr-dge would be two things not to refer to the officiator in a court case with. Man… It’s 2020. It all goes downhill from here. No! Friends and countrypeoples! Everything is awesome! All will become truly great! I hope. Let’s find out.

Hola, Hazzlegnuts

Episode #74: Gnawing On Tiny Babies

Well, here we are again, doing our thing for this little captive audience of you and only you. We sincerely hope you enjoyed yesterday. Christmas is a day of gorging on deliciousness and indulging in treats and gifts. But now it’s time to pay the piper you son of a bitch. You have a hangover. You have a bit of stomach ennui. Was it worth it? We sincerely hope so.

Episode #74: Gnawing On Tiny Babies

Episode 73: Mendocino Vino

She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo

She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

  • Frank Zappa

Episode 73: Mendocino Vino

Episode 71: The Mysterious Saga pt 4

Episode 71: The Mysterious Saga pt 4

Well, today is Thanksgiving. I listened to a documentary about what is considered the ‘first’ Thanksgiving, – which lasted three days, food was shared, and games were played. Well, that wasn’t referred to by them as Thanksgiving. The first one that was referred to as Thanksgiving was marked with the head of a slain Indian warrior put on a pike and put on the main structure in Plymouth. Et tu, Charlie Brown?

Note: my brother and I do not condone heads on sticks or dismemberment of any kind unless medically necessary. Thank you.

The Mysterious Saga pt 4