Did you know? That Hello Kitty is a WHORE? My friends, it is a sad thing! Actually, Hello Kitty is pretty tame and so that’s a false statement. But today is Halloween and so watch this video presentation. We’re professionals, specializing in the finest content you can see anywhere. You owe it to yourself to envelop your nature in our leavings. Oh and salutations of the holiday to you.
Episode 67: Hello Kitty Is A Whore
So I realized a few minutes ago there wasn’t an episode readied for you today. For that, I apologize. So here’s one. If you don’t like it, tough crap – we’re professionals here. We don’t have the time to listen to the whining of you people.
Episode 66: Whipping The Belgian Guy
Well, the title is apt insofar as Hans is concerned, but for Kit both ends of the stick point to bleah.
Episode 65: Brazil Yay! California Bleah…
Talento amendoas e passas – Brazil
While Hans found this one to the the ultimate, Kit wasn’t completely sold on it, but thought it was pretty good.
Kit – 3.5 out of 5.0
Hans 5.0 out of 5.0
Get some here
Ticket Chocolates Grasshopper Pie – California, United States
Kit was a little worried about the inclusion of grasshoppers at the outset, but assured of their lack of inclusion set her at ease. Unfortunately, we found spearmint instead of peppermint here which disappointed.
Kit 0 out of 5.0 stars
Hans 1.5 out of 5.0 stars
Hans was commenting to Omnom on facebook and mentions how much he loves their products. They want to see the review. I never posted it. So here’s the review we did in April – yeah, he never posted it until now. Better late than never though! These are bars we received from the Omnom folks at the NW Chocolate Festival. Really unique stuff you ought to check out!
Episode 64: Omnom Icelandic Chocolate!
Check out https://www.omnomchocolate.com/ !!!
‘My goodness, how rude’ said the person who doesn’t like the word fuck. But I don’t use it lightly. Jay Inslee, the governor of my state of Washington – who I voted for, just happily and in good conscious, handed down a really detrimental executive order which will cripple and destroy businesses, and really hamper a product that has gotten people to stop ingesting epic levels of carcinogens that have resulted in a total of over 1,000 deaths nationwide. Per day. He is banning flavors. Not of schnapps or vodka (like cotton candy), but of e-cigarettes/vape. The recent rash of people getting sick and almost ten as of this post dying is really crummy, I’ll give you that. But what’s more crummy is that by banning flavored ejuice, in effect, he’s taking a stand FOR big tobacco. What are all these kids he’s supposedly protecting from the evils of vaping that are already vaping to do? Well, there’s the traditional cigarette! They can steal them! Whee! Anyways, yeah – and we review chocolate in this episode as wll which is fun – some neat stuff. This isn’t going to be a regular thing or anything, but I needed to say something to the hundreds and millions of people who watch the show. The sheer size of the audience for The Chocolate Break is simply staggering! But in all reality, I think this was a seriously short sighted, knee-jerk reaction. For a guy who ran for president of the country on an environmental platform, I hope he’s going to pick up all the cigarette butts people are going to be dropping everywhere. Sad!
Fuck You, Jay Inslee & Chocolate Review
This one. This one was rough. So there’s a microphone above us. It’s a Rode microphone. And it’s screwed up. It sucks. What can I do? At least there was the audio from the front camera. But right after the first review you’ll hear some scratchy sounds. That’s the above microphone. So yeah.
A Tangled Honeycomb Of Roses & Dolomite
What a week! I’ve had to spend almost all my time editing video for upcoming top ten lists on The Ramen Rater – I haven’t done a review since last Wednesday! I forgot today was Thursday! I edited this one in about 30 minutes! Bang energy drinks are great!
Episode #61: Chocolove & Lindthate
Cup of the ol’ chai? I dunno – sad days around here without our trusty companion.
Episode 60: Chai Chocolate & Dylan’s Brownie
When fierce beauty and attention to detail collide, worlds crumble in this stunning new offering from The Chocolate Break – a new era in the way you think and feel about everything relating to anything you don’t regard as important or the concept of importance, itself.
Episode 59: Eat More Dolfin Every Day