Well, this is a special occasion. Ten years after our first conflagration in the physical universe, outside the confines of the full duplex telecommunications stream you people call the telephone, we come together to tell of the mysterious juxtaposition of fruit and nut and the feet you can eat. Cheers.
Episode 79: Ten Years After
Pretend chocolate that isn’t really chocolate and something that just doesn’t work. What’s sad is that the not chocolate gets our nod of approval and the actual chocolate doesn’t. These are troubling times, but you can rest assured we will protect you, nurture you, and coddle your little snowflake souls when selecting a confection is just too difficult of a task for you. You’re welcome.
Episode #78: Unicorns & Darkness
This episode is brought to you by the fact that attempting to improve on something that’s just fine already isn’t all that great a thing, where we are concerned. I mean, sometimes it works, but then they did the newer Star Wars movies and robbed us all of hours of our lives. At least there’s The Mandalorian now, but it seems almost criminal that Disney has anything to do with a sci-fi (oh wait – Star Wars isn’t science fiction, it’s a fantasy saga in a dead culture). Star Trek is infinity better than Star Wars.
Episode #77: m&m’s Macadamia Meh
Fudgie wudgy. Reminds me of a friend who mentioned things not to say in court – Judgie-wudgy or ju-rrrr-dge would be two things not to refer to the officiator in a court case with. Man… It’s 2020. It all goes downhill from here. No! Friends and countrypeoples! Everything is awesome! All will become truly great! I hope. Let’s find out.
On one have you have the bland and on the other you have the smothing insanity of the oiliness. Again, it is the legened.
Episode #75: Milky Reese’s Feces
Well, here we are again, doing our thing for this little captive audience of you and only you. We sincerely hope you enjoyed yesterday. Christmas is a day of gorging on deliciousness and indulging in treats and gifts. But now it’s time to pay the piper you son of a bitch. You have a hangover. You have a bit of stomach ennui. Was it worth it? We sincerely hope so.
Episode #74: Gnawing On Tiny Babies
She had that
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Episode 73: Mendocino Vino
Last year, we did a big huge thing about Frango Chocolates. We tried every single variety. We’d pondered doing an update, but there are no new recipes and no new varieties. This is a special re-release of this list with a little more info at the beginning. Enjoy!
All Macy’s Frango Chocolates Reviewed
Well, today is Thanksgiving. I listened to a documentary about what is considered the ‘first’ Thanksgiving, – which lasted three days, food was shared, and games were played. Well, that wasn’t referred to by them as Thanksgiving. The first one that was referred to as Thanksgiving was marked with the head of a slain Indian warrior put on a pike and put on the main structure in Plymouth. Et tu, Charlie Brown?
Note: my brother and I do not condone heads on sticks or dismemberment of any kind unless medically necessary. Thank you.
The Mysterious Saga pt 4
Okay so things are kind of getting more and more – maybe less and less mysterious. Enjoy watching and share the mystery with everyone you know.
The Mysterious Saga pt 3