Reviews of chocolate from around the world
Time for another episode based around varieties from Malaysia. Maybe it’s time to start pushing out episodes again. It may be… I mean, it is a fun thing to do; but the only problem is time. It’s hard to find it, just hanging out and waiting to be used. Our time is very minimal these days… Two children in school, breathing, sleeping, you know… We shall see. Maybe something for the holidays? Let’s begin.
Oh man it’s Easter Sunday and I need to use the bathroom. On the other hand – wait, nothing on my hand to begin with, but today is a special day, but this episode will come out on Thursday and it was recorded the prior week and we’re all out of Easter chocolate, so this has nothing to do with Easter. Enjoy.
Rolo – United States
IDK but these are enrobed in chocolate. That’s my take on it. Covered? Dipped? No. Enrobed.
Kit – 3 out of 5 stars
Hans – 1 out of 5 stars
It’s a large white bowel movement with a lot of nougat and gravel.
Hans – 0.25 out of 5 stars
Kit – 2 out of 5 stars
I often converse with Stumpy from North Little Rock on my daily early morning walks via Bluetooth headset. Conversation often goes to his mahjong game which has a character named Carlos Rivera who asks quite often to receive containers and food items. We agreed however that his product tasted really bad.
Kit – 0 out of 5 stars
Hans – 0 out of 5 stars
A little poop on your nose? No – I assure you – it’s chocolate. Give it a sniff!
She’s just not and it’s their fault. Commence to viewing now please.
My God – my throat is so sore. I mean, dude. It’s unbearable. It started with seasonal allergies, now it’s just like I gargled with broken glass. Like the punching bag in my throat turned into a swollen ham sandwich covered in marshmallows.
But enough about me – you people don’t care. I know you don’t. You’re all sheltering in place, watching your Netflix, complaining about shrimp ramen. But here we’ve brought all the beauty of this world under one banner of chocolate. This is the third Easter show we’ve done this year. That’s a lot of Easter chocolate. So sit back, enjoy, and stay safe, because we’re all in this together. Actually, the walls are closing in and you’re alone. So join us.
Hey – yeah you – with the physiognomy that weakly resembles a face! You’re a freeloader (unless you’re one of two exalted wonder-people. This is the fund drive episode. So yeah. And chocolate. So yeah. Thanks.
Pretend chocolate that isn’t really chocolate and something that just doesn’t work. What’s sad is that the not chocolate gets our nod of approval and the actual chocolate doesn’t. These are troubling times, but you can rest assured we will protect you, nurture you, and coddle your little snowflake souls when selecting a confection is just too difficult of a task for you. You’re welcome.
She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Well, today is Thanksgiving. I listened to a documentary about what is considered the ‘first’ Thanksgiving, – which lasted three days, food was shared, and games were played. Well, that wasn’t referred to by them as Thanksgiving. The first one that was referred to as Thanksgiving was marked with the head of a slain Indian warrior put on a pike and put on the main structure in Plymouth. Et tu, Charlie Brown?
Note: my brother and I do not condone heads on sticks or dismemberment of any kind unless medically necessary. Thank you.
Okay so things are kind of getting more and more – maybe less and less mysterious. Enjoy watching and share the mystery with everyone you know.
