Good morning. It has come to my attention that COVID-19 (hereafter referred to as Space Rabies) is a new phenomenon sweeping the nation, and even further, the globe. It is such a popular topic of conversation – it’s like the Beatles was in the 60s! Two things are certain in these uncertain times. First, McDonald’s will continue to supply you with amazing and diverse menu items for your locale at an economic price. The other is that The Chocolate Break will remain a guiding light in your life; a recovery method in your daily regime of not touching your face. We are, and will be, here for you. So sit back, relax, watch this (and all episodes of this program), and then treat yourself to a John Waters marathon by watching Desperate Living, Pink Flamingoes, and Polyester. It will make you extra weird to combat the disease of the new era.

STAY SAFE – STAY WEIRD.

Social Distancing & The Thin Shelled Chocolate Ovum Of The Domestic Hare