After many months of meditating, it has come to our attention we completely forgot about all of you. Yes, we shirked our responsibility to the throngs of followers we have and decided to give a big ‘screw you’ to each and every one of you. But now, we’ve relented, and without apology, we resume our tasting and commenting on the various varieties of chocolate confections that you enjoy. These are trivial treats that make you feel as though life is worth living as you trudge through your days like a long walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night, drowsy and confused. With that, once again we bring you what you want.
Episode #91: Like The Legend Of The Creamy Bolus
Twix Cookies & Creme – United States
This one was a little confusing as it has an alright flavor, but it kind of left us feeling a little dirty. The creme also confused Hans as to whether it was caramel infused or not, however Kit was quick to point out the lack of caramel and corrected him accordingly.
Hans – 3 / 5 stars
Kit 3 / 5 stars
Kit Kat Duos Mocha+Chocolate – United States
We were both insensed and a bit disgusted with this one. The words we described these with were burnt and drudgery – Kit found the flavor a little burnt, and Hans found it not very enjoyable and kind of a chore in the chew department.
Kit – 1 out of 5 stars
Hans – 1 out of 5 stars
A little poop on your nose? No – I assure you – it’s chocolate. Give it a sniff!
Episode #88 – Poop Nose
Well, here we are again, doing our thing for this little captive audience of you and only you. We sincerely hope you enjoyed yesterday. Christmas is a day of gorging on deliciousness and indulging in treats and gifts. But now it’s time to pay the piper you son of a bitch. You have a hangover. You have a bit of stomach ennui. Was it worth it? We sincerely hope so.
Episode #74: Gnawing On Tiny Babies
She had that
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Episode 73: Mendocino Vino
Okay so things are kind of getting more and more – maybe less and less mysterious. Enjoy watching and share the mystery with everyone you know.
The Mysterious Saga pt 3
Well we’re back with more varieties from our hoard that are about to expire. A lot of references to aliens and sci-fi in this one. So enjoy it.
Episode 54: More SoonTo Expire
A nice little sampler of varieties that was given to us by the folks at Fran’s Chocolate at the Northwest Chocolate Festival.
Fra’s Chocolate Sampler – United States
It’s fun – we go to Canada and find all sorts of interesting things and this time was no different. Walmart Supercentre in Richmond, BC never fails to amuse, and they always go all out insofar as snacks and chocolate. Here’s the first half and even though we say the second half will be tomorrow, we lied. It’ll be next week.
Easter Spectacular – Part 1