Episode 76 – Hola, Hazzlegnuts

Fudgie wudgy. Reminds me of a friend who mentioned things not to say in court – Judgie-wudgy or ju-rrrr-dge would be two things not to refer to the officiator in a court case with. Man… It’s 2020. It all goes downhill from here. No! Friends and countrypeoples! Everything is awesome! All will become truly great! I hope. Let’s find out.

Hola, Hazzlegnuts

Episode 73: Mendocino Vino

She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red

She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo

She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

  • Frank Zappa

Episode 73: Mendocino Vino

Episode 68: The Mysterious Saga pt 1

So it really is a mysterious saga – at least for this episode. Well, I dunno I figured mysterious and saga are good words to lure you into hearing a rather interesting story that will drag out over the next four episodes. So you can have anticipation and will come back. Will you come back? You know, if you don’t you will have a sense of incompleteness in your life. You really should come back next week. Come back next week.

Episode 68: The Mysterious Saga pt 1

Episode 66: Whipping The Belgian Guy

So I realized a few minutes ago there wasn’t an episode readied for you today. For that, I apologize. So here’s one. If you don’t like it, tough crap – we’re professionals here. We don’t have the time to listen to the whining of you people.

Episode 66: Whipping The Belgian Guy

Episode 64: Omnom Icelandic Chocolate!

Hans was commenting to Omnom on facebook and mentions how much he loves their products. They want to see the review. I never posted it. So here’s the review we did in April – yeah, he never posted it until now. Better late than never though! These are bars we received from the Omnom folks at the NW Chocolate Festival. Really unique stuff you ought to check out!

Episode 64: Omnom Icelandic Chocolate!

Check out https://www.omnomchocolate.com/ !!!

Episode #61: Chocolove & Lindthate

What a week! I’ve had to spend almost all my time editing video for upcoming top ten lists on The Ramen Rater – I haven’t done a review since last Wednesday! I forgot today was Thursday! I edited this one in about 30 minutes! Bang energy drinks are great!

Episode #61: Chocolove & Lindthate

Episode 46: Toblerone, Skor, Ripple & Tiny Zits

Episode 46: Toblerone, Skor, Ripple & Tiny Zits

Oh stop it. We all get zits from time to time and yeah they range from tiny and no big deal to holy cow is that thing breathing/has it a control drone hovering above that has some kind of invisible control mechanism giving it intelligence. One of the items today seemed like a big zit – although very tasty. So yeah.

Episode 46: Toblerone, Skor, Ripple & Tiny Zits

Toblerone White Chocolate With Honey & Almond Nougat – Switzerland

Triangular prisms and white chocolate with funny stuff going on.

Hans – 1 1/2 stars

Kit – 3 1/2

Get some – http://bit.ly/tobleronebar

Galaxy Ripple – United Kingdom

A long painful bowel movement style bar.

Kit –  1 star

Hans – 0 stars

Get some – http://bit.ly/galaxyripple

Hershey’s Match Mochi – Japan

A tiny little booby or a big zit.

Hans – 3 stars

Kit –  2 stars

Get some here – http://bit.ly/hersheyschocolate

Hershey’s Skor – United States

Skor is a candy bar produced by The Hershey Company. It was first marketed in the United States in 1981 and later launched in Canada in 1983. “Skör” (with umlaut dots over the “o”) is Swedish for “brittle”, and the crown that appears in the product’s logo is identical to that found in the Swedish national emblem of Tre Kronor (“Three Crowns“). However, most read the name as “Skor” since you do not see the umlaut dots. Skor is the Swedish name for shoes. It was originally intended as the competition for the Heath bar produced by the Heath Company and, later, the Leaf Candy Company. Despite Hershey’s acquisition of Leaf, Inc., in 1996 and subsequent production of the Heath bar under the Hershey name, the company continues to market the Skor bar.

Kit – 4 stars

Hans – 3 stars

Get some – http://bit.ly/skorbar

Episode 41: Ecuador, Fresno, & Dubai

Hey how are you today? No? Oh, that’s too bad. Well, here’s some special neato things from the 2018 Northwest Chocolate Festival that should make you die a little more.

Ecuador, Fresno, & Dubai

 Villakuyaya Organic Dark Chocolate Masala Chai – Ecuador

Just an amazing amount of chai masala in this and it really fascinateds us.

Get your Villakuyaya here – http://bit.ly/villakuyaya

Kit – 3 1/2 out of 5

Hans – 4 1/2 out of 5

Raphio 72% Clementines Olive Oil – Fesno, California

A neat looking bar with a very nice orange taste to it – at least Hans thinks so.

Get your Raphio here – http://bit.ly/raphiochocolate

Kit – 1 out of 5

Hans – 5 out of 5

Mirzam Chocolate Makrers – Quinoa With Date Syrup – Dubai

We both agree this isn’t only unique but absolutely delicious. A very thoughtful and elegant departure from the norm.

Get Mirzam Chocolate here – http://bit.ly/mirzam

Kit 5 out of 5

Hans 5 out of 5