This is the second episode we did in July of 2020 and didn’t get edited until December. Kinda late, I know. Plus, there aren’t any new ones done to edit. So this is it. Is The Chocolate Break dead? Will the phoenix rise from the ashes? Maybe. Maybe not. Enjoy. Actually – really enjoy this – the more enjoy, the better chance of more episodes.
Episode #90: Udderly Lonely
Tony’s Choco Lonely White Chocolate Raspberry – Belgium
Can’t even extoll how amazingly good this one way, despite all the weird label stuff. As it turns out, there actually is a big issue in Africa with human rights abuses when it comes to cacao harvesting. Jacked up – chocolate is supposed to make people happy. But this stuff certainly made us happy.
Kit – 5.0 stars
Hans – 5.0 stars
Pergale Milk Chocolate – Whole Hazelnut – Lithuania
Lithuanian chocolate bought at n Asian grocery. Not a big amount of wow here.
Hans – 1.5 out of 5.0 stars
Kit – 1.0 out of 5.0 stars
So I realized a few minutes ago there wasn’t an episode readied for you today. For that, I apologize. So here’s one. If you don’t like it, tough crap – we’re professionals here. We don’t have the time to listen to the whining of you people.
Episode 66: Whipping The Belgian Guy
When fierce beauty and attention to detail collide, worlds crumble in this stunning new offering from The Chocolate Break – a new era in the way you think and feel about everything relating to anything you don’t regard as important or the concept of importance, itself.
Episode 59: Eat More Dolfin Every Day
Miles had been bugging us for a couple days. Not really bugging; he’s a really sweet little boy – he would come up to us and say ‘Chocolate Breaaaaaak??’ Well, tonight we decided to let him stay up and do some chocolate breakdancing.
Tony’s Choco Lonely 51% Dark Chocolate With Almonds – Belgium
Miles picked this one, but didn’t want to taste it. Kind of a bummer.
Tony’s Choco Lonely – https://amzn.to/2JjEPJp
Kit – 2 out of 5
Hans – 2.5 out of 5
Nestle Smarties – Canada
Your basic answer to the M&M by Nestle. They’re a little different – thicker shells mainly. Miles wouldn’t try these either although he likes them. He’s trying to vex us.
Nestle Smarties – http://bit.ly/nestlesmarties
Kit – 2 1/2 out of 5
Hans – 2 1/2 out of 5
Golden Alps Milk Chocolate With Hazelnut – Switzerland
Found these up at the Real Canadian SuperStore – they’re made in Sitzerland for Canada’s Loblaws chain.
Golden Alps – http://bit.ly/goldenalps
Kit – 1 1/2 out of 5 stars
Hans – 2 out of 5 stars
A couple more found at the Cost Plus World Market – and the advent of Miles in our episodes! Watch and feel the magic!
Nestle Yorkie Raisin & Biscuit – United Kingdom
Bereft of Yorkshire Terrier to our sadness. We’re split on this one so you’ll have to give it a try.
Nestle Yorkie Bar – http://bit.ly/nestleyorkie
Kit – 4 out of 5 stars
Hans – 1 1/2 out of 5 stars
Tony’s Choco Lonely Milk Chocolate Caramel + Sea Salt – Belgium
Our second Choco Lonely from Tony’s – and another really nice one we both enjoyed.
Tony’s Choco Lonely Caramel + Sea Salt – http://bit.ly/chocolonelycaramel
Kit – 4 1/2 out of 5
Hans – 5 out of 5
References throughout about our love for the meat of the dolphin and our enjoyment of the concept of broken glass. Enjoy this episode with a loved one in between your harpooning sessions!
Theo Root Beer Barrel 55% Dark Chocolate – United States
An interesting mashup of broken up candy root beer barrels and slightly dark chocolate.
Theo Chocolate – https://amzn.to/2Orx6Gc
Kit – 3 1/2 out of 5
Hans – 4 out of 5
Dolfin Dark Chocolate With Shortbread & Guerande – Belgium
I guess we got the idea that it contained sea salt from somewhere in the aether, but who knows. Either way, it gave us both poo-poo faces which we really don’t care for.
Dolfin Chocolate – https://amzn.to/2quu3DD
Kit – 1 out of 5
Hans – 1 out of 5
Here’s a couple more we found at Cost Plus World Market nearby Jinya Ramen in Bellevue, Washington. I still have the receipt in our chocolate storage vessel – $70 on chocolate. Debauchery!
Tony’s Choco Lonely Milk Chocolate – Belgium
If you like milk chocolate, this is where it’s at. We agree that this doesn’t have the fun of crisps or anything else but for a straight milk chocolate, it’s the bomb.
Tony’s Choco Lonely – https://amzn.to/2yM1s1a
Kit – 4 out of 5
Hans – 3.5 out of 5
Boyer Jimmie Stix – United States
Dry. Plus, it’s dry. Pretzel, funky peanut butter. Chocolate. With more dry. Meh.
Jimmie Stix – https://amzn.to/2RwSMTi
Kit – 0 out of 5
Hans – 1 out of 5