This episode is brought to you by the fact that attempting to improve on something that’s just fine already isn’t all that great a thing, where we are concerned. I mean, sometimes it works, but then they did the newer Star Wars movies and robbed us all of hours of our lives. At least there’s The Mandalorian now, but it seems almost criminal that Disney has anything to do with a sci-fi (oh wait – Star Wars isn’t science fiction, it’s a fantasy saga in a dead culture). Star Trek is infinity better than Star Wars.
Episode #77: m&m’s Macadamia Meh
Fudgie wudgy. Reminds me of a friend who mentioned things not to say in court – Judgie-wudgy or ju-rrrr-dge would be two things not to refer to the officiator in a court case with. Man… It’s 2020. It all goes downhill from here. No! Friends and countrypeoples! Everything is awesome! All will become truly great! I hope. Let’s find out.
On one have you have the bland and on the other you have the smothing insanity of the oiliness. Again, it is the legened.
Episode #75: Milky Reese’s Feces
She had that
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the toads
Of the short forest
And every newt in idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in buffalo
She said she was
A magic mama
And she could throw a mean tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
Episode 73: Mendocino Vino
Last year, we did a big huge thing about Frango Chocolates. We tried every single variety. We’d pondered doing an update, but there are no new recipes and no new varieties. This is a special re-release of this list with a little more info at the beginning. Enjoy!
All Macy’s Frango Chocolates Reviewed
Okay so things are kind of getting more and more – maybe less and less mysterious. Enjoy watching and share the mystery with everyone you know.
The Mysterious Saga pt 3
We join the internationally acclaimed Hans and Kit once again for more tale weaving. This is more than you hoped for – admit it. It’s a true dive into the world of chocolate as well as the density of linear thought.
The Mysterious Saga pt 2
So it really is a mysterious saga – at least for this episode. Well, I dunno I figured mysterious and saga are good words to lure you into hearing a rather interesting story that will drag out over the next four episodes. So you can have anticipation and will come back. Will you come back? You know, if you don’t you will have a sense of incompleteness in your life. You really should come back next week. Come back next week.
Episode 68: The Mysterious Saga pt 1
Did you know? That Hello Kitty is a WHORE? My friends, it is a sad thing! Actually, Hello Kitty is pretty tame and so that’s a false statement. But today is Halloween and so watch this video presentation. We’re professionals, specializing in the finest content you can see anywhere. You owe it to yourself to envelop your nature in our leavings. Oh and salutations of the holiday to you.
Episode 67: Hello Kitty Is A Whore
Well, the title is apt insofar as Hans is concerned, but for Kit both ends of the stick point to bleah.
Episode 65: Brazil Yay! California Bleah…
Talento amendoas e passas – Brazil
While Hans found this one to the the ultimate, Kit wasn’t completely sold on it, but thought it was pretty good.
Kit – 3.5 out of 5.0
Hans 5.0 out of 5.0
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Ticket Chocolates Grasshopper Pie – California, United States
Kit was a little worried about the inclusion of grasshoppers at the outset, but assured of their lack of inclusion set her at ease. Unfortunately, we found spearmint instead of peppermint here which disappointed.
Kit 0 out of 5.0 stars
Hans 1.5 out of 5.0 stars