Well, here we are again, doing our thing for this little captive audience of you and only you. We sincerely hope you enjoyed yesterday. Christmas is a day of gorging on deliciousness and indulging in treats and gifts. But now it’s time to pay the piper you son of a bitch. You have a hangover. You have a bit of stomach ennui. Was it worth it? We sincerely hope so.
So I realized a few minutes ago there wasn’t an episode readied for you today. For that, I apologize. So here’s one. If you don’t like it, tough crap – we’re professionals here. We don’t have the time to listen to the whining of you people.
My wife has rabies I think because she’s been apt to bite lately. I have known for years that she might have feral tendencies, but in this episode, you will see how she does indeed bite if provoked. She is a wild animal – and I would not want her any other way.
Cadbury Chomp – United Kingdom
A flat, wide bowel movement – visually. Thin chocolate and a lot of caramel.
Since having the Big Turk – the basic slur of a fine confection known as Turkish Delight, I’ve been hoping to find some for Kit to try. I mean if you’ve tried Turkish Delight, you know that it tastes nothing like chocolate covered Swedish Fish. I mean really!
Fry’s Turkish Delight – United Kingdom
A lovely melange of cinnamon, clove, nutmeg and other flavors in a jellylike, chocolate covered package. Kit hated it.
Fry’s Turkish Delight Bar – https://amzn.to/2CML0Rc
Kit – 0 out of 5 stars
Hans – 4 1/2 out of 5 stars
Theo Cinnamon Horchata Chocolate Bar – United States
Hopes were high, but this failed to deliver. Inauthentic and didn’t evoke horchata; would you put chocolate syrup in horchata?
Theo Cinnamon Horchata Milk Chocolate – https://amzn.to/2O8lEiJ
We went out for ramen and it was great. Then we waltzed over to a Cost Plus World Market and found that they had chocolate bars. $70 and a lot f guilt later, here we are. Going in, I think these are both British bars. Let’s get to it.
Montezuma’s Chocolates Eton Mess Pudding Bar – United Kingdom
Strawberry flavor was almost raisin like and meringue bits were much like Violet Crumble/honeycomb. Some bitterness there.
We meet the infamous Lindt Chocolatiers once again in the octagon as well as British powerhouse Cadbury in this battle royale of life, death, and chocolate. A real struggle for dominance in a land of despair.
Cadbury Dairy Milk Toffee – United Kingdom
Although Hans felt a slight uvula response, they both enjoyed this one. Toffee was a nice ratio to chocolate.